Llandow June 8th reserve list

[Dr.McLovin]

simon should be the yardstick by which everything is measured, 'the gentleman was travelling 15 simons per hour', si units!!
holy sh1t im a geek

[DynaMight]

The thing is Simon can actually move very quickly. For instance if Kim says the words 'Simon one would like a cup of tea' then his movement can almost be compared to the speed of light, but if we're talking about riding around a track the speed should be compared with MPD (Miles per day)

I think the scale would be too big to catch on.