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Lee Enfield

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Lee and Perrins

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Jean-Baptiste Perrin

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Alain Prost

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Marcel Proust

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Love is a reciprocal torture.

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I still have not used algebra since i left school

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If you cannot blind em with science, baffle em with bullshit

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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an upset cow?

A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

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Q What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole
A , A hot cross bunny

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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

[Mervin]

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel
>hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."