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Thou shalt become mentally tired of filtering through a lengthy queue & take time out by pulling back in for 5minutes, only to have another biker pass, which spurs you on for another bout.

thou shalt needlessly blp the throttle down the gears even when in town

lol..I was talking as a general rule..I AM a gurl and I'll stamp my feet to prove it..(or you could ask the tester exactly how my streetie passed !!!!)

Thou shalt bumpeth 10 month old threads,lest their greatness be forgotten.

Thou shalt park thine bike in line of sight of your office, despite the official bike park being far more conveniently placed distance-wise.

& thou shalt mysteriously appear out of the blue when someone starts admiring your ride.

When pulling up along side a nice female car driver. Damn right i shall oggle them legs and seat belt positioning across her chest.
Then miss the lights change colour.

Thou shalt not polish your helmet in front of the missus

(for those of us with older bikes).. thou shalt stand round bike in garage,with trusted mug of tea , and reverently rolled fag, staring at aforementioned steed, till the chosen one will utter the words "try it now, see if it works"...!!!

Thou shall't not after a row with the missus take off like a bat out of hell, then come to the first left hand bend and find you have left your side stand down..........