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Following on from the conversation with Clunk, Mucus and Terminator Chris on Wednesday evening...................

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Thanks....but erm.....No thanks....

OMG ...... That would have to be my worst nightmare

I read a story about a jap who really liked sushi and would eat it as close to uncooked as possible. Fish have lots of worms in and gradually this guy's cognitive functions were decreasing, it was originally thought that it could be some sort of tumor and so was sent for an MRI scan. The MRI scan revealed no tumor as such but did reveal some physiological abnormalities. When the guys head was opened for surgery it was found that his cranium and brain was infested with worms (i forget which type) which were impeding his cognitive functions. So overall, be careful what you eat!

eww eww eww eww eww eww eww!!!!!!!

Maybe thats what happened to van gogh??

Ye he scratched it just a little too much. 'If you pick it, it'll never get better'

Did any of you watch the programme on Tv about 8 weeks ago, about animals attaching themselves or living inside humans.

One woman had a maggott (Massive one) living inside the skin on her head and it had dug a massive hole and you could see her skull. The only way they could kill it and get it out was by placeing a plastic bag over the hole and starving it of air.

Then they pulled it out, it was 3cm long

And another man took a piss in a river and a spinned fish swam up his dick, and it took nearly a week to get it out, because the spins were going in the opposite direction - OUCH

I'll be sleeping with earplugs in tonight

Bugger that!

Apparently, in your life time, you'll swallow about 4 spiders whilst alseep

speedy wrote:And another man took a [wee] in a river and a spinned fish swam up his dick, and it took nearly a week to get it out, because the spins were going in the opposite direction - OUCH

quality

OMG OMG OMG O M G

Bondy wrote:OMG OMG OMG O M G

exactly!!!!

In the SAS survival manual it states never to swim in any river without wearing a condom.
I`m not in the SAS by the way.

donkeydick100 wrote:In the SAS survival manual it states never to swim in any river without wearing a condom.

Yeh, ya never know ........