Perks of being a bloke
Posted: Oct 14th, '05, 11:35
Your last name stays put.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wrinkles-add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wrinkles-add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
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