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MORE DANGEROUS THAN MOTORCYCLES......

Soap now accounts for more serrious injuries than fine needlework and motorcycles combined. In the period from january 2005 to march 2006 more than seven thousand people were admitted to hospital accident and emergency departments across England and Wales due to soap related injuries. at least 40 per cent of those injuries were sustained in the bath!!!

What worries me is what the other 60 per cent were doing with a bar of soap

i believe ballpoint pens are also rather deadly....

thats got to be crap. surely.

baskie wrote:thats got to be crap. surely.

no, opposite - soap is there to wash that off !!!

What about the people who slip in the bath and the soap finds itself lodged in your rectum? That must account for the other percentage of accidents with soap?

nope, thats just u

devilride wrote:

i believe ballpoint pens are also rather deadly....

very true, i have been to a&e due to a pen related injury

tobyedmunds wrote:

devilride wrote:

i believe ballpoint pens are also rather deadly....

very true, i have been to a&e due to a pen related injury

Do tell...

devilride wrote:

tobyedmunds wrote:

devilride wrote:

i believe ballpoint pens are also rather deadly....

very true, i have been to a&e due to a pen related injury

Do tell...

um i got into a fight at school and someone through a biro at me and it hit me in the eyeball scarring my retina
bloody hurt as u can imagine! unfortuantly about 2 years later i was chainsawing and the chain snapped and a fragment got stuck in the same eyeball, but this time the eyelid went over the metal as my first reaction was to blink... OUCH! the doctors got it out but i have a scar so i have a slight shadow in my left eye!! wooooooooooooooooo.

tobyedmunds wrote:

devilride wrote:

tobyedmunds wrote:very true, i have been to a&e due to a pen related injury

Do tell...

um i got into a fight at school and someone through a biro at me and it hit me in the eyeball scarring my retina
[Censored] hurt as u can imagine! unfortuantly about 2 years later i was chainsawing and the chain snapped and a fragment got stuck in the same eyeball, but this time the eyelid went over the metal as my first reaction was to blink... OUCH! the doctors got it out but i have a scar so i have a slight shadow in my left eye!! wooooooooooooooooo.

ooooh ouch!! actually i remember in primary school, a lass sitting across the table from me threw a (sharpened!) pencil at me, and it hit me in the corner of my eye...biatch!

Apprently more people are killed from coconuts then Sharks

At least they were given Clean deaths

Did i ones hear that more people die from being electrocuted by there alarm clock then death by bike in the UK!!

See its not even safe to get out of bed !! ;)