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still driveing ,forgot mention the cracker jokes

Posted: Dec 26th, '11, 23:52
by eliotmc
MERRY EVERYTING AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL

Corny christmas jokes?


what did adam say on the day before christmas?
it's christmas, Eve!


what did the big angel say to the little angel?
halo there!


who's working at MI5 on christmas day?
mince spies!


why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
ever heard of KFT? (kentucky fried turkey)


How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas eve!


What do a lobster on the beach and christmas have in common?
Sandy claus!

sry after the crakers it had to be done =))

eliotmc