UNWRITTEN RULES OF BIKING

Post by **billinom8s** » Apr 22nd, '07, 15:47

just thought it may be fun to jot down those things that we all do but can't explain why...

1) THOU SHALL ALWAYS PULL IN THE CLUTCH AND REV THY ENGINE WHILST RIDING THROUGH A TUNNEL

2) ????

anymore?

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Apr 22nd, '07, 16:38

1) THOU SHALL ALWAYS PULL IN THE CLUTCH AND REV THY ENGINE WHILST RIDING THROUGH A TUNNEL

2) Thou shalt rev thy engine on passing a nice lady

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Apr 22nd, '07, 16:47

Thou shall do burnouts when needing a new tyre

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Apr 22nd, '07, 18:00

4) Thou shall always slow down and keep revs low when in pressence of a police car as not draw attention to race can

Mike Daytona600 · Post by **Mike Daytona600** » Apr 22nd, '07, 18:05

Thou shall pull in thy clutch and release thy throttle and coast past horses, unles thy are fox hunters in which case thy shalt rev like fook.

Thou shalt always challenge sports cars and boy racers for a race.

Thou shalt always nod to fellow bikers (unless there's loads of them in which case you get neck ache).

Thou shalt do thy best to scrub out the little Michilin men on the tyre edge.

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Apr 22nd, '07, 18:08

6) Thou shall pop a wheelie when a crowd of sexy ladies are standing on a corner and hoping it doesn't go pear shape

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Apr 22nd, '07, 18:31

Tom wrote:Thou shall do burnouts when needing a new tyre

.....and once the new one is fitted

Thou shall not underestimate an SV

Thou shall not let anything come between him and his bike

Mike Daytona600 wrote:Thou shalt do thy best to scrub out the little Michilin men on the tyre edge.

I'm trying

Tom L · Post by **Tom L** » Apr 22nd, '07, 19:08

thou shalt always stop and help a broken down biker

Post by **billinom8s** » Apr 22nd, '07, 19:27

thou shall always leave a corsa at the lights

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Apr 22nd, '07, 19:57

Thou shall not underestimate an SV

Is that Possible?

Thou shalt always lie about speed when talking to concerned loved ones or legal parties...

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Apr 22nd, '07, 20:08

billinom8s wrote:thou shall always leave a corsa at the lights

Thou shall always try to take the bike out over the corsa

Mike Daytona600 · Post by **Mike Daytona600** » Apr 22nd, '07, 20:13

Thou shalt always nail the throttle when coming out of a junctiion or off a slip road onto an open stretch of national speed limit and think to thy self ' fwor listen to that'

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Apr 22nd, '07, 20:39

Funky wrote:
Thou shall not underestimate MY SV
Is that Possible?

Edited

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Apr 22nd, '07, 20:46

Thou shall always keep it pinned

Post by **TLS-Moose** » Apr 22nd, '07, 23:25

If thou wearest thy waterproofs in dubious conditions, it will not rain, yet if thou darest to remove them, or leave home without them, thy will get soaked