The next time your speeding, remember this!
A police officer pulls a biker over for speeding and has the following exchange:-
Officer: May I see your driver's license ?
Biker: I don't have one. I've been banned for exceeding 150 mph.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle ?
Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
Officer: The bike is stolen ?
Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the panniers when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the panniers ?
Biker: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this bike.
Officer: You killed the bike owner ?????
Biker: Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately radios for back up. The bike was quickly surrounded by police, and the Chief Inspector approached the rider to handle the tense situation.
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license ?
Biker: Sure officer, here it is. (It was valid.)
Inspector: Who's bike is this ?
Biker: It's mine, inspector. Here's the registration papers. (The rider owned the bike.)
Inspector: Could you slowly open your panniers so I can see if there's a gun in it ?
Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the panniers.)
Inspector: Would you mind showing me where the body is ?
Biker: What body ?
Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, shot the owner, stole the bike and had a gun in the panniers.
Biker: Yeah, I'll bet the lying [bar steward] told you I was speeding, as well.
Next Time You Get Caught Speeding - Remeber This
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Re: Next Time You Get Caught Speeding - Remeber This
Top line Jay
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Someone told me that one in nineteen-hundred-and-frozen-to-death when I got my first bike, a James 98cc
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Re: Next Time You Get Caught Speeding - Remeber This
I hadn't heard that before.. 
Nice one Phil.......
Nice one Phil.......
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