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Post by Mervin » Jun 9th, '17, 20:25

Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

A: Tequila.

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 10th, '17, 08:26

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?

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Post by Mervin » Jun 10th, '17, 09:28

My glass is never half full or half empty , theres room for more drink in that glass is my view

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 12th, '17, 11:20

I ran into a glass door. Was an awful pane.

Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?

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Post by Mervin » Jun 12th, '17, 18:42

Band of gold , Freda Payne

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 12th, '17, 19:43

Yellow Peril

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Post by Mervin » Jun 13th, '17, 16:17

Penelope Pitstop

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Post by BMF » Jun 13th, '17, 16:24

Peter Perfect

Actually alcohol IS a solution
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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 13th, '17, 17:02

Blue Peter

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Post by Mervin » Jun 13th, '17, 17:09

Get down Shep

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 13th, '17, 17:43

Get Carter

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Post by Mervin » Jun 13th, '17, 21:34

Jack Regan

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 14th, '17, 05:52

Nancy Regan

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Post by BMF » Jun 14th, '17, 15:10

Frank Sinatra

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Post by MellowYellow » Jun 14th, '17, 16:37

Frankenstein

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