New Never-Ending Thread

[MellowYellow]

Containing a blend of Turkish and Virginia tobacco with Turkish papers, Camels were the first pre-rolled cigarette when R.J. Reynolds introduced them in 1913.

[Mervin]

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get that?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.

The pharmacist faints.

[MellowYellow]

In international law, a condominium (plural either condominia, as in Latin, or condominiums) is a political territory (state or border area) in or over which multiple sovereign powers formally agree to share equal dominium (in the sense of sovereignty) and exercise their rights jointly, without dividing it into 'national' zones.

[Mervin]

A condominium (or condo) is a building complex containing a number of individually owned apartments with shared facilities. By owning an apartment in a condominium, a person has access to the common facilities.

[MellowYellow]

Superhero Condoman protects the public by encouraging them to take responsibility for their own healthcare. His message, "Don't Be Shame - Be Game" promotes condom use by communicating that it is heroic and fun, rather than shameful, to use condoms.

Originally aimed at indigenous communities in Queensland, Condoman became widely popular in Australia. He was revived in 2009 with more muscles, throwing condoms at the viewer, in a new poster and comic book.

Coming soon to Cornwall.

[Mervin]

Thermoman's alter ego is George Sunday, the proprietor of a health food shop. In spite of his numerous superhero powers, George is a lovable buffoon whose ignorance of human life leads to frequent misunderstandings with (mildly) amusing consequences.

[MellowYellow]

Ardal O'Hanlon

[Mervin]

Father Jack "DRINK" !!!!!

[MellowYellow]

Jack Daniel's

[Mervin]

John Smiths

[MellowYellow]

Greville Smyth

[Mervin]

greville starkey

[MellowYellow]

Dick Turpin

[Mervin]

Dennis Moore (Your Lupins or your life ) lolll

[MellowYellow]

Reverend Flasher