How to please the better half....

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 14th, '06, 23:38

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

Cheggers · Post by **Cheggers** » Jan 14th, '06, 23:45

TC · Post by TC » Jan 14th, '06, 23:51

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Cook him a meal
3. Leave him in peace

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Jan 14th, '06, 23:55

Chris

You got it...the meal makes all the difference

what a peach!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 15th, '06, 00:02

How to make chris happy :

1. Shag him
2. Cook him a meal
3. Leave him in peace
4. Cover yourself in chrome

TC · Post by TC » Jan 15th, '06, 00:05

Funkalicious wrote:How to make chris happy :

1. Shag him
2. Cook him a meal
3. Leave him in peace
4. Cover yourself in chrome

Er no...I prefer my women uncovered

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 15th, '06, 00:08

Well done you past the freaky fetish test...

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Jan 15th, '06, 00:11

Uncovered is ummm well obviously cool yeah....but whos this dodgy geezer with the fetish for chrome!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 15th, '06, 00:14

They talk to Darth vader....

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Jan 15th, '06, 12:04

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN

2. Cook him a meal
THEN
1. Shag him
3. Leave him in peace to have a kip.

IF YOUR A MAN

Buy him a beer

Kazza · Post by **Kazza** » Jan 15th, '06, 13:34

a man can make a women happy sometimes , a women can make a man happy sometimes its just hard to know what sometimes is:-

men like all it to be easy and women like it to be HARD !!!!!!!

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Jan 15th, '06, 14:11

1blue wrote:HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN

2. Cook him a meal
THEN
1. Shag him
3. Leave him in peace to have a kip.

to do all three at the same time is good, dont women boast they can multi-task

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Jan 15th, '06, 16:00

Excellent

I, however, will be doing non of the above, if she don't like it she can go away

gareth · Post by **gareth** » Jan 15th, '06, 16:33

so is that way men turn gay?........for a simpler life?

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Jan 15th, '06, 16:54

The multi-tasking point is a very valid one! lol