riding along minding my own business when some little shit runs out from inbetween 2 cars causing me to stop as quickly as possible.
braking harshly without locking up the bikes throws me forward causing me to smack my medals on the fule tank.
luckily staying on the bike i turn round to get the [censored] but my privates were giving me too much stick so headed off home.
went to bed,few hours later i wake up with one of the biggest pains ive ever had.
look down to realise my nob is white and freezing cold,unlucky for me i have all my ribs so couldnt give it mouth to mouth!!!
there was no way i could get on my bike as i was in too much pain so waited for my dad to come over and take me to the hospital.
by the time i got there it had turned blue black and green.
after explaining my story to the birds in the a&e department i was put at the front of the queue and seen a consultant,they gave me some pain killers then sent me to the x-ray department,back to the consultant then a surgeon came down to have a look.
after god know how long waiting around and me loosing circulation in different parts of my body (my hands are purple as im typing)
they decide to call a porter to take me to a ward for the night.
i hate hospitals so managed to come home with a handfull of pills and keeping a beady eye on my prize pieces.
im now in lots of pain,can hardly walk and shitting myself i cant have kids!!!
IF THAT WAS YOU RUNNING ACROSS THE ROAD I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID [idiot]
- gonna have nightmares now!!!