why dont people look where they are f***ing going?!?!?!

watters · Post by **watters** » Jan 30th, '06, 22:35

sammy wrote:hope that you are ok hubby, wish i was there to make it better. at least you get time off work. you can become the laziest person in the world just like me.

cant wait to come home, so that we can hang out and so that i can show you how to ride properly, only joking

loves ya xxxx

youll be home soon wifey!!
you can give me your vfr 400 then, the way im feeling at the moment you would beat me on foot!!!

clunk · Post by **clunk** » Jan 30th, '06, 22:47

Bad luck mate, sounds nasty.

Hope the love spuds get better soon.

watters · Post by **watters** » Jan 31st, '06, 00:02

something to make me even happier when i got there, i stumble in with half a nob,whos the first person to examine me? a massive black bloke-cheers.

then i just read what one of my tablets is called-'DIC'lofenac-front bottoms.

andrew · Post by **andrew** » Jan 31st, '06, 09:51

well done on staying on the bike mate

sure you can still have kids - they'll probably just be dwarfs now

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Jan 31st, '06, 10:40

I can't help but laugh, but hope you feel better mate

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jan 31st, '06, 10:49

watters wrote:something to make me even happier when i got there, i stumble in with half a nob,whos the first person to examine me? a massive black bloke-cheers.

OMG Doctor Donkey and patient willy winkle

watters · Post by **watters** » Jan 31st, '06, 14:42

i just woke up with a hardon

whahahahahahaha
woohooooo
wahahhahahahahahahaha

its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jan 31st, '06, 14:44

watters wrote:i just woke up with a hardon

whahahahahahaha
woohooooo
wahahhahahahahahahaha

its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Well done dude, now all you need is somewhere to stick it

XxSimownxX · Post by **XxSimownxX** » Feb 28th, '06, 10:21

im so glad im female! lol i hate lil shi ts that run out in da road, i only got a lil scooter, but iv swerved outta da way for ppl who shud b on the pavement, no one cares bout bikers!

rossi25 · Post by **rossi25** » Feb 28th, '06, 10:58

Ha Ha! This is the funniest post i have ever read! Its ball crunching good!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Feb 28th, '06, 11:09

rossi25 wrote:Ha Ha! This is the funniest post i have ever read! Its ball crunching good!

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Feb 28th, '06, 12:39

XxSimownxX wrote:im so glad im female! lol i hate lil shi ts that run out in da road, i only got a lil scooter, but iv swerved outta da way for ppl who shud b on the pavement, no one cares bout bikers!

Thats true....we are seen as second class citizens!

watters · Post by **watters** » Feb 28th, '06, 14:54

im all in working order now so i guess its one of those things i will look back at and laugh about!!

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Feb 28th, '06, 16:46

technobear · Post by **technobear** » Mar 1st, '06, 20:43

speedy(delboy) wrote:
watters wrote:i just woke up with a hardon
Well done dude, now all you need is somewhere to stick it

PMSL