YOU WIMP

andrew · Post by **andrew** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:10

So how big are your wimp lines (or chicken strips or whatever u call them)?????????????????

Please be honest but remember that it is a scientific fact that the size of your chicken strips in inversely proportional to how great a lover you are

(i.e. big chicken strips = crap lover

)

It will come as no surprise to you all that I have no wimp lines whatsoever.

What about u

??? and be honest cause we'll knowif your lying

1154macaw · Post by **1154macaw** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:14

Bigger the strips the closer to the Darkside we got cookies

CBR_LOVER · Post by **CBR_LOVER** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:15

don't care about chicken strips,it's all about the acceleration baby!

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:23

sorry andy you got the analogy wrong - the size of your chicken strips is proportional to the size of your tackle - some of us have spare inches that we just can't use whereas some of you have to make the most of every milimetre ;)

CBR_LOVER · Post by **CBR_LOVER** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:24

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:29

I dont have any chicken strips, I have chrome footboard strips !!!!!

I've tried all I can to get rid of em and even showered people behind in sparks!!! It's gonna cost a fortune to replace those footboards as well

TC · Post by TC » Nov 24th, '05, 13:30

Jase wrote:I dont have any chicken strips, I have chrome footboard strips !!!!!

Pah...I can get the exhaust to touch down on mine

1154macaw · Post by **1154macaw** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:34

I'll keep mine upright

sounds expensive getting rid of them

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:34

That doesnt count as you probably forgot to tighten the bolts and it was draggin on the floor with your air filter

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Nov 24th, '05, 13:36

last night dude tured up down jaspers on a cbr 1000 repsoil. and he had only worn down about 3 inches fron the centre of the type. and he had his missus. she must only get it once a month or something

fatest stips in da world. whale strips. mine are about 2cm mayvbe less i rekon

TC · Post by TC » Nov 24th, '05, 13:38

Jase wrote:That doesnt count as you probably forgot to tighten the bolts and it was draggin on the floor with your air filter

You [bar steward]

jason · Post by **jason** » Nov 24th, '05, 14:06

andrew wrote:So how big are your wimp lines (or chicken strips or whatever u call them)?????????????????

Please be honest but remember that it is a scientific fact that the size of your chicken strips in inversely proportional to how great a lover you are (i.e. big chicken strips = crap lover )

It will come as no surprise to you all that I have no wimp lines whatsoever.

What about u ??? and be honest cause we'll knowif your lying

perfectly complimenting the can you get it up thread.

Next rideout andrew will be checking tires and cornering ability against a printout of this thread to weed out the bullshitters

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Nov 24th, '05, 14:29

Usually totally scrubbed out on both sides

Latest rear has a 1/2 inch one on the right hand side, its only ever been wet in the month its been on the bike so only managed to scrub th eleft out in the damp

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Nov 24th, '05, 14:47

Dont usually have any.

Age has Turkey Strips thou, Fat Twwwat he is

greg · Post by **greg** » Nov 24th, '05, 15:14

I am a virgin and have no idea what you are talking about.

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