long shot but...
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chris_1127
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long shot but...
...would anyone on here happen to have an expanding foam gun that i might be able to borrow for a day or two? ive got 12 cans of foam to use on a one-off job but no applicator gun 
gsx-aaaaaaaargh!!!
- billinom8s
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Only one way to find out really... chances are it's an equation
(number of cans/number of cameras * time in prison)/karma
I would visit you buddy, and you would be my hero.
Try this one, phone the Police and ask them to investigate "self certified mortgage fraud" They will refuse.
ask them to do this a few times then when you are arrested for modest you can say
"As a home owner officer I am afraid that you are complicit to a fraud that you have profited from there for you have no authority as an officer of the law" Technically you should then be then let of..
(The fraud is estimated to be of the sum of around £200,000,000,000 so it is the largest financial crime ever dreamt of..)
This approach is not highly remomented however..
But officer, Stop the fraud and I will be at home with a family and not racing about with a loud can being a general nusiance... I may be breaking the law, but you started it so bugger of
(number of cans/number of cameras * time in prison)/karma
I would visit you buddy, and you would be my hero.
Try this one, phone the Police and ask them to investigate "self certified mortgage fraud" They will refuse.
ask them to do this a few times then when you are arrested for modest you can say
"As a home owner officer I am afraid that you are complicit to a fraud that you have profited from there for you have no authority as an officer of the law" Technically you should then be then let of..
(The fraud is estimated to be of the sum of around £200,000,000,000 so it is the largest financial crime ever dreamt of..)
This approach is not highly remomented however..
But officer, Stop the fraud and I will be at home with a family and not racing about with a loud can being a general nusiance... I may be breaking the law, but you started it so bugger of
Something profound will occur to me I would expect, as yet it has not... Bare with me though, I can be interesting at times, I hope.
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chris_1127
- Learner Driver
- Posts: 1558
- Joined: Jul 2nd, '04, 14:20
- Location: Paignton Rides: Yamaha xtz750, XS650 chop in (very slow) progress
