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...would anyone on here happen to have an expanding foam gun that i might be able to borrow for a day or two? ive got 12 cans of foam to use on a one-off job but no applicator gun

funny enough chris yes i do give me a ring on my mobile no. (below) when you want it and you can pick it up when you like

12 cans? that will fill alot of speed cameras

Only one way to find out really... chances are it's an equation
(number of cans/number of cameras * time in prison)/karma

I would visit you buddy, and you would be my hero.

Try this one, phone the Police and ask them to investigate "self certified mortgage fraud" They will refuse.
ask them to do this a few times then when you are arrested for modest you can say
"As a home owner officer I am afraid that you are complicit to a fraud that you have profited from there for you have no authority as an officer of the law" Technically you should then be then let of..
(The fraud is estimated to be of the sum of around £200,000,000,000 so it is the largest financial crime ever dreamt of..)

This approach is not highly remomented however..

But officer, Stop the fraud and I will be at home with a family and not racing about with a loud can being a general nusiance... I may be breaking the law, but you started it so bugger of

thanks Georgie thats spot on!! will give you a bell this evening

speed cameras? the thought had never entered my mind its to fill the roof cavities above my bedroom ceiling, as ive got noisy upstairs neighbours and no soundproofing!!